When life gives you Trump, say TrumpSuks.

Buy our stainless steel straws to support a charity Donny hates.

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The TrumpSuks Mission

TrumpSuks exists to take some plastic out of the world and help give back by donating a portion of your purchases to charity. Our ambitious goal is to sell 500k TrumpSuks to match the President's sales of his Trump Straws! To read about how we got started, click below.

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100% Compostable Packaging

Designed to be Eco-Friendly, right down to the shipping envelope and packing tape.

Supports Your Cause

Choose from one of six charities at checkout to raise money for an issue you care about.

Packed with Mask & Gloves

Our team takes every precaution (except drinking Lysol) to keep your TrumpSuks droplet-free.

The best metal straws I've ever gotten my completely normal, average-sized hands on.

Donald Trump, probably

  • Plastic is Killing Our Oceans

  • Americans use 500 million plastic straws every day. Whether they're recycled or thrown away, that plastic will stay on the Earth for 1,000 years or more.

  • Trump's Last Straw

  • As our President continues to enact destructive climate policies, America is making backward progress in the global movement towards quitting plastics. And his own "Trump Straws" aren't helping.
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  • Let's All Just #StopSucking

  • TrumpSuks, but we don't have to. Buy our stainless steel straws and support one of six amazing organizations—that the President happens to hate.
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  • Will You Do Your Part?

  • You can make a difference! Show your support for our planet with a box of TrumpSuks.
Shop Now

Plastic is Killing Our Oceans

Americans use 500 million plastic straws every day. Whether they're recycled or thrown away, that plastic will stay on the Earth for 1,000 years or more.

Trump's Last Straw

As our President continues to enact destructive climate policies, America is making backward progress in the global movement towards quitting plastics. And his own "Trump Straws" aren't helping. Read More

Let's All Just #StopSucking

TrumpSuks, but we don't have to. Buy our stainless steel straws and support one of six amazing organizations—that the President happens to hate. Shop Now

Will You Do Your Part?

You can make a difference! Show your support for our planet with a box of TrumpSuks. Shop Now

#StopSucking Today.

Buy a box of TrumpSuks and make the World smile.