The TrumpSuks Collection


Buy our stainless steel straws and support a charity the President hates. They're high quality, won't cut your lip, and come in 100% compostable packaging.

Pros of buying

🤝 Your order supports one of 6+ bigly tremendous charities

💬 Your order triggers a Tweet from @HeyTrumpSuks to Trump saying someone bought our straws

🐢 You feel good about helping reduce plastic waste

🎉 You get to tell all your friends you bought something called TrumpSuks


"These straws are great—and I mean really great. Probably, and I mean this, probably the best straws you've ever seen, best you're ever going to see. I mean my gosh, they really give a good suck. Just so much liquid, you've probably never experienced the amount of flowing liquid... [redacted]. You know, they told me, they were telling me, before, they're so amazing, good for the planet, this, that, I didn't believe them. Now I believe them. These are the best metal straws I've ever gotten my completely normal, average-sized hands on."

—Donald Trump, probably

2 products
  • TrumpSuks × 10 Engraved Straws
    $25.00
    $20.00
  • TrumpSuks × 6 Engraved Straws
    $20.00
    $15.00